Thursday, April 15, 2010

LIST: TOP 6 CLUES THAT YOU'RE LAZY

(*Not that I've done these or anything...)

6. You've ashed your cigarette in at least ten things that aren't an ashtray
5. You try to throw something at your lightswitch to turn it off from your bed
4. You look for long items within reach (umbrella, etc) to use to push your door closed so you don't have to get up
3. You drank soda from a measuring cup because you didn't feel like doing dishes
2. You're working on a painting at your desk and realized you didn't put water in the cup to rinse off your brushes between colors- so you take some from your hamster's waterbottle because his cage is right there
1. You hear your dog in the other room possibly going through the trash- so you knock on the table knowing he'll run to the door barking and stop whatever he was doing

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