Beauty

      I don't know if I should pursue a career in design or see a psychiatrist, but either way I want to make love to the following inanimate objects:

Sobe Bottles

iPhone Box (The Actual Box)

Almost Any Longboard (But Definitely This One)

      Now I don't mean I'd want to have sex with these objects right now as a human being, you perverts, I mean like if I were also an inanimate object and I happened to see one of the things above at like a bar for inanimate objects, I'd totally slip something in the inanimate object's drink and inanimately f*ck the living shit out of him/her/it.

      Nothing like weird or anything.

      Plus, longboards aren't really inanimate when they're rolling, right?

Sector 9 Tree Barrel Sidewinder Longboard, SoBe Smooth Pina Colada Drink - 20-Fl. Oz. Bottles (Pack of 12)