I feel bad for Luigi from Super Mario Bros. Back in the day when I was growing up, Luigi only got to play if it was 2-player and you had a friend over at your house. But it gets worse. The real issue here is that Luigi and his brother Mario are, together, known as "The Mario Brothers."
I have a sister named Lisa, and if people referred to the both of us as "The Lisa Sisters," or "The Super Lisa Sisters," I'd probably flip my shit. Especially if I also lived in Super Lisa Land. A therapist would have a field day with this Luigi guy.
Wait- my friend just informed me that they are called The Mario Brothers because their last name is Mario. So Luigi's name is Luigi Mario? So then Mario's full name is Mario Mario? Maybe I should be feeling bad for him instead. I don't know but clearly the whole situation is fucked up. I'd like to speak to the parents.
