Coming Soon...HOW TO BE AN ALIEN SLOTH
(This page is under construction, but here's an intro to give an idea of what this part of my blog will be)
My brain is different than everyone else's. I see things differently, I understand things differently and I react to things differently. So much that my friends claim I am not human. I've realized at some point in recent years that my way of viewing life and our existence on this planet is actually a very healthy way of seeing things. I know that if I can get others to adopt my perspective I can save them from lots of unnecessary stress, confusion and unhappiness. I've been able to rub off a little of my alien-ness on some of my close friends (I might make a testimonial page so you know I'm not just talking out of my ass) which is proof that it can be taught. I figured I'd be able to reach a lot more people with a blog. So thats what this is.
I am of the belief that human beings are way too dramatic, worrisome and insecure. The habit of over-reacting combined with the constant focus on things that can go wrong and the incessant need to do what other people expect you to do is exhausting even to look at. Sit back and relax. Sure, "Sloth" is one of the Seven Deadly Sins (Pride, Lust, Sloth, Gluttony, Grumpy, Bashful and Dopey), but maybe "Neurotic, Short-Fused, Stressed Out Bitch" should be up on that list instead.
Disclaimer: I don't want to give the impression that I am better than anyone else or that I know everything. There are plenty of things that I don't know shit about. I thought China was a city in Japan until yesterday. However, this won't stop me from speaking frankly and making jabs at you silly humans for the entertainment factor.
Another sort of a disclaimer: I am by no means condoning callousness or blocking your feelings. I am not a despondent, unemotional person. When a situation warrants my flipping out, I will. The idea here is that when you learn how to look at things the right way, you'll see that very few situations actually warrant the flipping out. Thats the difference.
If you have any questions or want to contact me for any reason at all, e-mail me at jafitzg@gmail.com.
Enjoy!
- Juliet
